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Post  Boos B on Tue May 21, 2013 4:02 am

let me start of with this 1: a wise man told me:

Anger leads to hatred
Hatred leads to suffering
Suffering leads to gold shells

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Post  we_just_dinged_em on Tue May 21, 2013 5:02 am

Don't eat yellow snow.....

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Post  SteelToedSneakers on Tue May 21, 2013 8:52 am

montyburns1982 wrote:Don't eat yellow snow.....
Why spread such lies?? It might be beer mate!
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Post  we_just_dinged_em on Tue May 21, 2013 6:59 pm

SteelToedSneakers wrote:
montyburns1982 wrote:Don't eat yellow snow.....
Why spread such lies?? It might be beer mate!

Equally, it might well be the location of last nights outdor toilet used by the local drunk!

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Post  AndyScouser on Tue May 21, 2013 9:42 pm

Never nudge your granny whilst she's shaving!
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Post  Ding760 on Tue May 21, 2013 10:07 pm

Never attempt to kill an enemy lower than 15% with Vallu...

It's not good for your health...
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Post  we_just_dinged_em on Tue May 21, 2013 11:01 pm

1) Never expect to stay alive in Dings TC

2) Always expect Monty to lower the tone

3) Never say 'Sperma PL' on the official forum unless you want a 7 day RO ban

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Post  BehemothNL on Wed May 22, 2013 3:28 am

montyburns1982 wrote:
3) Never say 'Sperma PL' on the official forum unless you want a 7 day RO ban

Yes, all my yes.

also: It's not killstealing if the kill was already yours to begin with

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Post  ChielScape on Wed May 22, 2013 6:58 am

BehemothNL wrote:
montyburns1982 wrote:
3) Never say 'Sperma PL' on the official forum unless you want a 7 day RO ban

Yes, all my yes.

also: It's not killstealing if the kill was already yours to begin with
Addendum: all kills belong to ChielScape
Addendum 2: You can have some if I'm on the other side of the map or when I'm not in your game. Just because I'm such a nice guy.
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Post  Vallu01 on Wed May 22, 2013 7:42 am

ChielScape wrote:
Addendum 2: You can have some if I'm on the other side of the map or when I'm not in your game. Just because I'm such a nice guy.

I wouldn't allow that. Wasp still has nightmares of me shooting the BL-10 from across the map at an enemy which was outside the rendering range. I got 2 kills, but for some reason all I could hear after the second one was my crew saying "That was one ours" and Wasp raging. scratch

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Post  Vampir_Kifla on Sat May 25, 2013 12:45 am

"I don't like slow tanks, but I'm grinding for the Maus."

Guess whose quote this is Rolling Eyes

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Post  Vallu01 on Sat May 25, 2013 12:55 am

Vampir_Kifla wrote:"I don't like slow tanks, but I'm grinding for the Maus."

Guess whose quote this is Rolling Eyes

And British TD line is next.

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Post  Shufuni on Tue May 28, 2013 9:45 pm

She was half woman, half fish. Terrible in the kitchen, but a bloody good swimmer.

Or.....

Putting up a tent is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Unzip the door, put up your pole, and slip into the old bag.
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